In the department of Terrifying, subcategory, Super Terrifying, I almost stepped off the porch and onto this snake today.It was about three feet long. I’m assuming it’s a water moccasin.I was so terrified that I could barely get my keys in the door to get back inside the house.The picture isn’t too good because I shot it through the window. I know my grandpa would have killed it. Me, I closed all the curtains, locked all the doors, and am huddled in bed, chain smoking.

I might not be cut out for life in the country.